Ever wondered if missionary service could be right for you? Take this quiz and find out!
Select all appropriate answers and tally scores for your final results.
- Do have a call from God?
Yes [ 20 ]
No [ 20 ]
- Have you ever worked as a hair dresser?
Yes [Greenlighted. Skip quiz and proceed to missionary service.]
No [Continue this quiz in emotional insecurity like the rest of us.]
- Could your wardrobe consist of only
long and loose clothing?
Yes [ 20 ]
No [ ? ]
If ?, can you promise to never wear a bikini? Yes [Continue quiz.]
No [ Service restricted to Australia.]
- Do you wait patiently when people
and appointments run late?
Yes [ 20 ]
No [ 5. You do understand this is a missions quiz, right? ]
- Can you live with limited or no
access to dairy?
Yes [ 50 ]
No [ Service limited to Switzerland, possible expansion option to other European countries. ]
- Speaking of food, do you like
rice?
Yes [ 20 ]
No, but I’m willing to eat it [ 10 ]
I hate rice [ -20 ]
- Can you repair the following:
Water pump pressure switch [ 20 ]
Gas oven [ 20 ]
Computers [ 20 ]
Relationships when you screw up [ 100 ]
- How important is access to
social media?
Very important [ 5 ]
Important [ 5 ]
Somewhat important [ 5 ]
Not important [ 500 + extra crowns in heaven ]
- How do you feel about raising
financial support?
Delusional (It’ll be easy) [ 5 ]
Realistic (Hard, but I can do it) [ 10 ]
Dread (I can’t think of many worse things) [ 20 ]
- I am a…
Helper [ 50 ]
Organiser [ 50 ]
Do-er [ 50 ]
Complainer [ -100. Please don’t go overseas. ]
Are
you meant to be a missionary?
Scoring:
0-20: Nope.
20-74: Potentially some potential, but we’ll need to work out a lot of kinks
out first.
75-200: You’ll do.
200+: Golden. Better get to it!
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